A married friend posted a link to this on facebook. Personally, I think it’s best filed under, “lessons learned”. I mean,
But suddenly (it was so sudden) you found yourself wondering… Deep, deep breath… Why you’re not married. Well, I know why. How? It basically comes down to this: I’ve been married three times.
You know what’s annoying to singles? Thrice-married people hypothesizing why singles are not married.
Anyway. I bring it to your attention because when Smug Marrieds post these kind of articles, as long as you are not a bitchy, shallow, lying, selfish slut, don’t take it personally but do be amused.